P.S. Power Biography
From Vancouver, Washington.
"A long time ago, which is actually a little less than four years, I was involved in a special program in a different place. A very different place. I won't go into the details, because... Boring. The overview is simple enough so I'll just share that.
Using extreme mental conditioning I was to transfer into a different reality scheme, and the person there moved into my own.
It worked. Yay.
Now I'm stuck here, so, you understand, I need to do something.
The person I replaced was a wizard. Now I can do that, sure, who can't?
But your world only has about three of those officially, and people look at you funny when you try to tell them that's what you do for a living. How other me managed I don't know. Can you imagine explaining that to the checker in a grocery line? Talk about awkward.
So I decided to share some of my writing with you. I know you'll like it. But just in case you're wondering, these really are my own work, I didn't just... copy them from the original author in some other reality and claim them as my own here. That would be unethical.
Thank you for your patronage.